About

Welcome!
Things you might be interested to know about me:
Retro loving Mum of 2: (Mr13,  Nintendo-brain, game graphics boss/loon, new ice-skater; Miss6, fairies, dogs and musicals are her world. She has hugged Freidrich.)
Former ad chick. Mid-century fetish. Completely gay taste in pop culture. Love design, vintage TV/movies, musicals & vodka. Rude words when occasion calls.
Delighted to be one of five ASD mums Facebooking at our Autism Our Words page, a wonderful community.
I don’t have a PR policy or media kit at this stage. These are things I’m thinking about-  we can talk!
You can contact me:
Via email at Twitchy@twitchycorner.com.
I tweet @TwitchyCorner.
Instagram Fiend: @Twitchycorner

Please join me as I share some insights from some very Twitchy perspectives.

Many have asked me (or at least one person has), “Why are you Twitchy, oh Twitchy One?”
Well, it’s a name that fits effectively because there are multiple answers to that question. Some mildy amusing, some really not. Most of the time, wherever I am, whatever I’m doing, there’s a nagging sense that I should be somewhere else, doing something else. And no, I don’t have a tic.

I am Twitchy because:
1. My real name is boring. Sharon! Sorry mum. Not even a middle name back-up option for me?
2. Highly visual with a short attention span. Sorry, where were we? (Something over your shoulder just caught my eye.)
3. Love good coffee. Twitchiness in anticipation and jitters if I have too much.
4. Squeamish. I detest all manner of stuff- bodily fluids, gory films, animal-based food preparation, anything dead, blech, blech, blech. No stomach for it- Big.Girl’s.Blouse.
5. Detest large crowds. I can do them but I never last long and can’t wait to flee. Rooms without windows? *shudders*.
6. Injustice makes me bristle. I don’t watch TV news. There’s just so much already out there to keep me awake at night. Joint Destroyer.
7. Seasonal hayfever. Terrible! Pollens and stuff get right up my nose and into my sensitive eyes. Certain I was a lab bunny in a previous life. PS Bunnies twitch. I love bunnies! (Friends- not food.)
8. Super sensitive skin. I feel everything, it is my superpower. I spontaneously break out in rashes. I’m a dedicated sun-evader and swear I can feel myself cooking.
   Any skin condition you name it- I have a tendency toward it and a bajillion creams in my bedside drawer. No wrinkled pillows. If you’ve lost a pea under your mattress, just give me a call.
   Labels and fallen hairs must come out of my clothing and I will remove any offending articles while I am still talking to you. (Emery boards are stashed EVERYWHERE.)
9. BS detector. Will never accept needless snark or bullies. I aim to surround myself with quality people and twitch inwardly when the alarm goes off. *cough!* But I do have SOME social skills, y’know. So I just say it in my head: Your eyes are shifty, you sancti-MON-ious wanker.
10. Confession: It’s a nod to my all time favourite TV show Bewitched. I hate housework and love that Samantha Stephens. She was married to a gay man once. I’ve been to her house and still want to be her when I grow up.